tekHedd – the blog

I was reading the entry at Uncyclopedia.org about Thanksgiving, and it occurred to me that whenever you search on anything in Google, one of the links is to Wikipedia. Anything! Google has a disturbingly pro-wikipedia bias. And, I wondered whether uncyclopedia would turn up at all. So I started picking words out of that uncyclopedia entry and searching, expecting that eventually Google would simply have to return this one page.

At some point, it because obvious that Google was trying to be clever. The time that it became obvious is when this search turned up “about 80” hits:

thanksgiving holland george burns apprentice overlord shopping riots intrepid cajun demise anorexic

Seriously. How many web pages can there be that talk about intrepid cajun anorexic overlords shopping on thanksgiving? (About 80, apparently.)

When I’m up late playing games and I need a snack, MeatWater lets me keep on gaming.

Nuff said.

Of all the things to forget on the way to work–I forgot my clear glasses. Prescription sunglasses, you know? Today has been a very, very dark day.

On the other hand, I get to be “cool” and wear my sunglasses all day. Man.