The work zerg
So I haven’t had anything to say lately, but just about the time I started to have some things to say, I ran my bicycle full speed into a parked car. Yes, a parked car! Ouch! How did I do that? I swear it just spawned in front of me, and just as I was getting some speed up too. I must have hit it at 13 or 15 MPH. True fact: ramming your body into a stationary object at this speed hurts.
I respawned next to my now-mangled bicycle with partial health and respawn sickness, and there was barely any damage to the Explorer, so I quickly limped out of its agro radius and inspected my mount. It needed repairs, my backup mount is awfully slow, and anyway I was in no condition to ride. So I used a few first aid kits, then took alternative transport to work.
After grinding away for a few hours, I noticed that I was suffering from some sort of long-term stat reduction, and went to consult a high-level healer. Apparently all I can do is occasionally buff myself with painkillers and wait for the effects to wear off, but the good news is that eventually my stats should completely recover. Whew!
So, for the last few days I’ve been contenting myself with Two Worlds, and avoiding RL combat, especially with SUVs.
