Insulting spam emails?
I’ve noticed that spammers seem to have run out of nice things to say. They’ve already explained that I can be well endowed, or please “her” in bed, but for the last year I’ve been getting these belittling emails. The emphasis here is definitely on “little”.
The first one I remember was from november of last year (2007), with this title:
Don’t you think it’s time you stopped being a loser with a tiny pen!s?
Tiny? What a hurtful thing to say! Did I mention that I cried? (And how did they know?)
And then there’s today’s missive:
Stop being failure in the bedroom
This might refer to my inability to have meaningful sexual relations due to inadequacy, but it could just as easily be referring to my cleaning skills. Either way, it seems very unlikely that this email would convince me to purchase questionable, counterfeit pills from a Canadian pharmacy. Shoot, I can get questionable counterfeit pills from an “unlicensed street vendor” just as easily, and I don’t have to worry about identity theft.
