tekHedd – the blog

There’s a War on Solstice right now–-and the danger is real. Yes, these little “Baby in the Manger” displays seem harmless enough, but did you know they are religious displays? That’s right. Those harmless little figurines on the city library lawn are there to convert your children! Santa just wants you to buy presents you can’t afford; Jesus wants your soul!

What harm can it do? Can their little rituals hurt you? Not directly. But these rituals hold a hidden danger to all life on earth. These people practice what is called “Christianity,” and what they really want is to convert you and your children to their religion. Eventually, they want to convert everybody.

And if they succeed, what then? What harm could possibly come of it?

What if the year comes where nobody performs proper pagan Solstice rituals and the Sun dies for good? We’ll be plunged into an eternity of darkness, that’s what will happen! These little “Christmas Creche” displays are part of the anti-pagan plan to push Sol aside completely. Unstopped, this innocent Christian idolatry will destroy the world.

It’s time to put a stop to the “Creche Madness” and ban these destructive idols from city property. Before the darkness consumes everything.

OK… now I’m on vacation.

Just saw the Social Networks movie. While “inventing” it, they find all these reasons that Facebook is different and successful. I call BS. Facebook is and always has always been successful for one reason, and one reason only: Myspace sucks.

The movie? Oh yeah, it was actually quite good. Probably not accurate at all, but who knows?