Saturday Night: Epoxy is not Glue

September 8th, 2007

Friday, the G80 adapter kit and other accessories arrived. That’s right, I have all the hardware necessary to convert my 8800GTS video card to water cooling. So, I thought to myself, an easy conversion. Switch it over.

Well, it’s turning into a nightmare. I have pictures. I have a full report. And that is forthcoming. But most of all I’m learning that no matter how carefully you clean your ram chips off, nothing will stick to them. Because the heat sink adhesive epoxy is epoxy, not glue. And don’t get me started on FluidXP.

I’ll have a full report, and naked pict… sorry, pictures of the installation, later.

The Amazing 5.almost-1 Razer Barracuda Headphones

September 6th, 2007

While searching for the ultimate gaming keyboard[*]

I came across the Razer Barracuda headphones. As frequent late-night gamer, I was immediately attracted, and bought a pair. The features speak for themselves:

  • 5.1 surround
  • Microphone
  • Amplification
  • Bling

Excellent, these can help to achieve two goals: 1) an immersive experience, and 2) better positional location of enemies. I didn’t notice the bling factor until I got them home and plugged them in.

Razr Barracuda Headphones, sitting on a SteelSeries mouse pad

Razr Barracuda Headphones, sitting on a SteelSeries mouse pad

Uh oh, blinky lights. Expensive, blue blinky lights. Let’s hope they didn’t spend their entire budget on those lights. There is also a switch to turn off the lights. This is a good thing, because when I went to bed they were lighting up half the room. (The computer turns off, but the light stays on!)

There are a million plugs (well, four) and a USB connector on the end. The USB powers the six-channel amplifier. The amplifier has volume controls for each channel, and this is a good thing (see below). So, I plugged all of these into my NVidia integrated sound card (which is basically a Realtek chip) and so on. The surround sound works pretty well, but not perfectly. Since the front and rear speakers can’t really be in front of or behind you, there is a limitation to how far the audio image can seem to rotate. Also, the rear speakers are tiny, tinny speakers. This is probably OK, because it’s like a free audible clue that something is actually behind you (since the spatial positioning is a bit limited anyway).

In terms of sound quality, they’re quite musical and reasonably flat. I didn’t do a/b comparisons with monitoring headphones, because these are gaming phones. For gaming they are quite good, sound quality-wise. Quite good, but with one exception. They have no bass. Well, this isn’t strictly true. But it’s very quiet. I turned all of the other channels off, and checked my crossover, and bass was definitely happening. Just not very much, that’s all.

An article in Razer’s knowledge base suggests turning down the volume of all channels but the subwoofer channel. This works…if you like your games really really quiet. In addition, the subwoofer speakers go “booong” when I thump the side of the phones. It sounds, well, like the low tom on a drum set. And, yes, this resonance, once I noticed it, was audible any time a bass impact happens in a game.

The subwoofer is unacceptably weak for a pair of gaming headphones. Considering that they have their own special amplifier, this is very odd! I boosted the bass and maximized every volume control, and managed to get them almost loud enough. Almost doesn’t cut it, though! So, I satisfied my need for bass using the Buttkicker Gamer, and found them to be very comfortable for extended gaming sessions, both physically and aurally. But I still feel like I paid for a subwoofer that doesn’t work.

Wait, what about the microphone? Well, it works OK. Since it only reaches halfway to your mouth, it tends to pick up a lot of background noise, and I had to crank the mic gain and enable boost. Slightly sub par, but it looks cool.

In the final analysis, are they better than using a nice Audigy sound card and regular headphones? It seems about the same to me. I think that you’ll get better sound from a $79 pair of audiophile headphones[**], and just use the “headphones” setting on your sound card. I’m using a really, truly ancient pair of AKGs now. Anybody want to buy a pair of surround sound headphones with really bitchin blue lights?

* – which is to say, one that feels like I remember Mac SE keyboards feeling, but for real, and not just in my imagination
** – Well, you can’t really get an “audiophile” pair of phones for 80 bucks, but you can get some really nice ones!

(More) Bioshock Annoyances

August 31st, 2007

Well, bioshock continues to annoy. All I’m doing is complaining. You have been warned.

Since its performance was really intolerable with my 7600GT(overclocked), I upgraded. Anything for an excuse, right? Bioshock recognizes that I have a different video card, and resets all settings. Yes, this is good, because it resets to the default resolution and medium quality. It also resets all custom key bindings, the mouse settings, even the audio preferences! Sure, it’s a minor annoyance, but… heck, what am I saying, this sucks. I remap a lot of keys! Long before there was “WASD”, there was “RDFG” or “TFGH”. That’s right, I like to have extra keys available for the pinky, because, hey, free finger! I got into this habit playing Descent, because “up and down” are so very important there. :) So this means I tend to remap… every key in the game.

Ah yes. Clicking “Return to Game” from the options menu also causes your current weapon to fire when you… return to the game. :( Little annoying things like this tell me: they just don’t care.