At least this dog doesn’t bark all the time…
I have become a fan of bob the wonder poodle, the dog wearing a tinfoil hat which aspires to have more fans than Glenn Beck (the kinder gentler big fat idiot for a new century). It seems like a fairly good trade to me… the dog doesn’t have the greasy, sweaty face of Glenn, and clearly oozes patriotism and sincerity. So of course I became a fan, because I love America so much.