What I Learned About Torture
What I learned about torture this year, is that it is totally OK, even if it gets no results, even if it is done to random innocents, as long as all of the following are true:
- It’s in a good cause
- You don’t call it “torture”
- You pretend it isn’t happening
And there you have it. Torture is completely OK and not morally wrong, as long as you follow these three simple rules.
