Sometimes it’s excreted, but…

September 3rd, 2010

“Shit happens.” It always amazes me how much christians hate that phrase. Is it because it has a swear word in it? Well, that must be partially true of course. Although goodness knows why your creator would be offended at the mere mention of something you do every day.

I have always suspected that they hate it because they fear it, Read the rest of this entry »

If Twitter Got Cancer

August 26th, 2010

Facebook, it just keeps geting worse.

Facebook is like Twitter if, by default, twitter started keeping track of where you were and making sure everyone knew it all the time, if twitter uploaded embarrassing pictures of you, if twitter made sure all of your old ex girlfriends knew exactly what all of your IM account names are, what your favorite web site is, and where you park your car, and on top of all that, it kept piping the same inane useless information that it does now, about what everybody you know (and everybody they know (and everybody they know))  is doing or thinking or not thinking or throwing up Read the rest of this entry »

The end is near. They are coming.

August 26th, 2010

The machines are coming for us.