Abandon your principles when you vote; it’s for the minorities

November 8th, 2016

Heard on twitter:

If you vote third party you are saying your abstract principles matter more than the lives of people in marginalized minorities.

— some selfrighteous person apparently without principles

First, yes. They do. My principles matter. That’s the point of principles.

Also, you’re saying that principles are a bad thing.

You’re saying that third parties don’t support marginalized minories, while the two major candidates do.

You’re saying you don’t vote on principle, or maybe that you don’t have any.

Or, maybe you’re just saying my principles are inferior to your high and mighty ones. Your abstract principles. When you vote for the lesser evil, you’re saying that your abstract principles are more important than the fate of the country.

But, no, you’re not saying that. Voting on principle is bad. You just said so.

OK then. I’ll vote for my unimportant abstract principles, and you vote for…whatever.

2016 in a nutshell

November 2nd, 2016

Me: “The thing is, your candidate sucks too.”
Them: “Well yeah. But…”
Me: “I mean, a lot.”
Them: “Well, yeah, but…”

Yeah.

The coveted Trusted Security Award!

August 26th, 2016

It is with great pleasure that I award myself the Trusted Security Award, as seen on Ashley Madison:

The coveted Trusted Security Award

The coveted Trusted Security Award

Please note that the award is a) self-awarded, b) we do not actually offer SSL at all, and c) there’s nothing discreet about it. But it sure looks pretty!