Boards are on the way.

March 23rd, 2018

Assembly has begun; just need cases now!

I feel so exposed like this.

The real question is: which knobs?

“We have a lot of sex. You know, the usual.”

February 8th, 2018

“Jon” and “Molly” miss out on a wonderful opportunity to travel for only $999 with no black-ouu [sic] dates.

New “NATIVE” stickers

November 17th, 2017
NATIVE

Are you a local?

I realized my generic sticker collection was missing the all-important “NATIVE” stickers, so I added some new designs to the Cafepress Store thingy. Are you NATIVE? I know I am.