“Crossroads of Twilight” by Robert Jordan Reviewed
Why make a special page for just this one review of just this one book? Because it’s that bad, and I don’t want my review to disappear like everything else that prevents Amazon from selling a shitty book.
The only good thing Crossroads of Twilight was the entertaining negative reviews on Amazon. Now that it’s an Amazon Original Series they all the negative reviews appear to be shadowbanned (only turn up if you search) and the score has somehow risen from about 1.5 to 4.3 stars. How the heck is that even possible? It’s so AWFUL.
Crossroads of Nothing
I read the series back to back, right up to book 10. The first few books I got new, then books 4-6 I got at the library. I had to wait for them to be returned by others, and they were “on hold” by the time I returned them. They were very beat up! I did not have to wait for books 7 and 8, and they were in much better condition. Book 9 looked almost new, and 10 was in quite good shape. It took me a while to read Crossroads of Nothing here, and it was overdue when I finished. Nobody had requested it, so there was no particular hurry to return the book.
If you were dating the Wheel of Time, it would go like this: You and she hit it off really well in the beginning. You were even holding hands and kissing goodnight, and you could see that this relationship was going to be all sparks and fire! You couldn’t wait to see each other! And then something changed. On your sixth date, you ate at the same restaurant and saw the same movie you saw before. The next few dates were the same, but you also got no goodnight kiss. Disappointing, yes, but you suppress your impatience, knowing that good relationships take time to build. But, on the last date wouldn’t hold hands with you, and on this one she barely makes eye contact when you talk. She won’t talk about anything that interests you, just keeps going on about how the tea isn’t good enough. Clearly she doesn’t even care about you, but she’s perfectly willing to let you keep paying for dinner. You feel like a sucker, but you enjoyed it, right? She wasn’t using you if it was your idea to go out, right? But now you have to admit it: whatever passion you had at the beginning is gone.
You could edit this book down to less than 150 pages, after which it would be fun to read. Maybe 125 would be enough. The other reviewers describe the book beautifully, but just for the sake of completeness, I’ll repeat what you’ve heard elsewhere. Yes, the writing is OK, but It’s slow. It’s very slow. And this is the point where I would normally warn you about:
**spoilers**
Not really! Joke! Nothing happens in the book. There’s nothing to spoil. Really. It’s that slow.
Matt’s story is mildly entertaining, and I assume this is why the few opening and closing chapters of the book are his story. In that story they travel about 30 miles and, um, there’s some foreshadowing. Exactly two interesting things happen. These are the high points of the book. They are strategically placed near the beginning and the end so you will remember that there were actually high points.
In Rand’s story, there is some foreshadowing.
In Perrin’s plot, a new subplot (yes, *another* one) is introduced, and there is some foreshadowing.
In every other plot… there is some foreshadowing.
Throughout, people spend a lot of time looking meaningfully at other people while they talk about what happened in the previous book.
What I don’t understand is how he can make this last almost 700 pages (hardcover). Yes the prose is good, but at one point in the middle, I realized that I spent two long pages reading about how different people walked up a hill. Augh.
I regret wasting my time reading this book. Don’t waste yours.
Hate is such a strong word
In the months since I first wrote this review, I’ve read some fiction. I’ve read some technical manuals. I’ve read philosophy. And in that time I’ve had a revelation. There wasn’t one part of this book I genuinely liked. More importantly, I’m remembering the hundreds of pages of torture. Literally hundreds of pages that I actually disliked reading. You forget those parts because you’re in a hurry to finish. I hate Perrin and every part of that stupid drama now. I never ever want to see or hear about Egewene or Elayne ever again. I want them to fail. I’m sick of Rand’s whining and… you know I’m sick of all of them. The only character with any charm left is Matt and that’s because he doesn’t care–I can identify with that. I don’t care either, at this point. I’ve come to take back that second star I gave you. I like to be nice, but I shouldn’t lie to you. I actually /hate/ this book. I know, hate is such a strong word. That’s why I used it.
