Archive for November, 2012

You can’t understand the mind of God

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

“shouldn’t I expect an all-knowing god to understand my simple human mind?” Well, you’re forgetting that “you can’t understand God” is a trump card. You shouldn’t expect to understand why it seems to you that God doesn’t understand you, because you can’t understand God. Sure, it seems to you as if he doesn’t understand, but […]

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The intelligent designer created us perfect. No really.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

No no no, you don’t understand. You see, we were *created* perfect but were *rendered* imperfect because, um, of the corrupt world and because Eve ate an apple, but that’s not to be taken literally, it’s a metaphor for how, er, somehow God is required to allow us to become imperfect, even though it’s also […]

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