Archive for October, 2009

And now I own a snow shovel.

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Ah, I love fall, when the leaves turn all the pretty colors and start to fall off of the… what the hell? 14 inches of snow? Wait! The leaves are still on the… My grass! Noooo!

OMG the Killer Weed

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Since early this year, I’ve been hearing politicians talk about the increased danger of this new “killer” marijuana that is more potent. It has, as far as I understand this, “considerably more” psychoactive substances per unit weight than in previous decades. Which, I suppose, makes sense–with careful husbandry we can generally improve the quality of […]

Love to travel and explore new places!

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Up through the 80s, the classic personals joke was “walks on the beach”, but if you said you liked “boating” that was a dead giveaway you’re looking for a rich man. These days I think the secret phrase is “love to travel”. This combines the bland sameness of “walks on the beach” with weeks of […]