Archive for the 'Misc' Category

Warm-heartedness

Friday, April 1st, 2016

So I went on vacation, and immediately got sick. Immediately getting sick is completely normal for a holiday, so there’s nothing interesting about that. What better way to appreciate a tropical island than by lying in bed and shivering? But I had an inspiration, as I huddled under the covers with a raging fever. “I’ve […]

It’s just one Apple device, right?

Thursday, February 18th, 2016

You are a lock manufacturer. You make the best locks in the world. A hotel has a crime committed in room 33, and the door is locked. The government comes to you and says “we need the master key to every lock of this brand in the country to open this door. We’ll only use […]

I now own a Macbook because Windows 10

Thursday, January 21st, 2016

In the process of pushing windows 10, Microsoft became assholes.