{"id":91,"date":"2008-08-26T12:39:18","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T19:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/162.243.68.163\/blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2008-08-27T14:19:51","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T21:19:51","slug":"the-work-zerg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"The work zerg"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I haven’t had anything to say lately, but just about the time I started to have some things to say, I ran my bicycle full speed into a parked car. Yes, a parked<\/em> car! Ouch! How did I do that? I swear it just spawned in front of me, and just as I was getting some speed up too. I must have hit it at 13 or 15 MPH. True fact: ramming your body into a stationary object at this speed hurts.<\/p>\n

I respawned next to my now-mangled bicycle with partial health and respawn sickness, and there was barely any damage to the Explorer, so I quickly limped out of its agro radius and inspected my mount. It needed repairs, my backup mount is awfully slow, and anyway I was in no condition to ride. So I used a few first aid kits, then took alternative transport to work.<\/p>\n

After grinding away for a few hours, I noticed that I was suffering from some sort of long-term stat reduction, and went to consult a high-level healer. Apparently all I can do is occasionally buff myself with painkillers and wait for the effects to wear off, but the good news is that eventually my stats should completely recover. Whew!<\/p>\n

So, for the last few days I’ve been contenting myself with Two Worlds, and avoiding RL combat, especially with SUVs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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