{"id":1748,"date":"2012-11-07T17:58:18","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T00:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/162.243.68.163\/blog\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2012-11-07T17:58:18","modified_gmt":"2012-11-08T00:58:18","slug":"the-intelligent-designer-created-us-perfect-no-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/?p=1748","title":{"rendered":"The intelligent designer created us perfect. No really."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No no no, you don&#8217;t understand. You see, we were *created* perfect but were *rendered* imperfect because, um, of the corrupt world and because Eve ate an apple, but that&#8217;s not to be taken literally, it&#8217;s a metaphor for how, er, somehow God is required to allow us to become imperfect, even though it&#8217;s also his will and part of the plan, because otherwise we won&#8217;t be free which is somehow also part of his plan. See? It all makes, er, perfect sense. See? (Although don&#8217;t forget that he *hates* our imperfection too. But that&#8217;s OK because he loves us, although not enough to forgive us for being imperfect, unless we drop his son&#8217;s name, which is somehow also part of his plan. See?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No no no, you don&#8217;t understand. You see, we were *created* perfect but were *rendered* imperfect because, um, of the corrupt world and because Eve ate an apple, but that&#8217;s not to be taken literally, it&#8217;s a metaphor for how, er, somehow God is required to allow us to become imperfect, even though it&#8217;s also [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1748"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1750,"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions\/1750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tekhedd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}